Tuesday, June 23, 2009

extracts from my third grade notebook

Dear note-book,
I AM in a lot of problems. a SEA of Problems in fact. I have as much reason to fear my father as the humans do. True, I can tell them what they need to know, but I'm worried about [my real name], what if she's not doing good?
-[i sign this with the name of my alter-ego, who's name was my name backwards.]


IN PENNIES WE TRUST I WANT YOU TO GIVE UP YOUR PENNIES!!!


[this is a list of a series of characters i was inventing for a tv show, and what they wore. the girls were superheroes who doubled as race-car drivers, apparently. the show was called: punk-rock super 12 year old girls]
-White Lightning. Absolutely white hair, REALLY bright aqua blue contacts, Absolutely white Jeans and matching Jean shirt with Glow-in-the-dark lightning bolts on them. white car with glow in the dark 1 on the side.
-Red Fire. hair died [dyed] blood red, shiny red hoop earrings, red vinal [vinyl] long-sleeved belly top, red vinal bellbottom pants, high red vinal boots. Reeally Reeeellly red car light up 3 on the side.
-Lioness. Orangish brown hair, Purple contacts, origish [orangish] brownish velvet string sleeved belly top, maching bell-bottom pants, maching sandles.
-Silver-Rain. Rainbow-shine-silver-hoop-earings, silver tank-tops, long rainbow pants, rainbow and silver high boots. princess of all of them.
-Black Velvet. hoop earings covered in black velvet+blak velvet tanktop that looks like this: [picture], black velvet bellbottompants, high boots covered in black velvet.
-Pinkie. Pink metal hoop earings, pink silk tank top and pants.
-Gold ember. redish, goldish, glowing hair with black streaks. red Jeans and tank-top with gold and black sparkles. Gold car. mirrorored [mirrored] gold 5 on the side.
-Gold Sunshine. long gold hair down to her butt, bright gold eyes, gold tank-top, white Jeans with sparkles.
-Black Smoke. black hair, dark skin, black sute [suit] with white belt with a black BS on it. black contacts. Black glossy car foggy-looking glittery 6 on the side.
-Green vine. green smoth [smooth] hair, dark green eyes, jeans with real small emeralds, green tank-tops with no sleeves. Dark green car. shiny 7 on the side. [i made the 7 look like a vine.]


George Bush is a Bad President
1. he isn't doing anything good for the schools:
1. he made a law called "no child left behind" it's the 3rd grade test. It isn't a good law, and he's not funding it.
2. People had to complain a LOT for him to fund schools.
2.He Tells Too Many LIES!!!
1, He lied when he said that we have a lot of fancy, nucler, and powerful weapons, we didn't, but he told us we did, and went to war anyway.
2. he lied when he said that Iraq bombed the Twin Towers, just because they might, might, might, and might, have tried to kill his dad Bush SR.
He's Doing too much War Stuff.


We had just found out the new SCR (student consel [council] represenetive). and [name withheld] was the only happy person in the room. I'm going to give you a list of some girls and what they were doing.
[name withheld]: had locked herself in the closet and was crying.
[name withheld]: crying and coming up with as many complaints as posibel.[possible]
[name withheld]: crying and trying to find a place to hide.
You get it. they People were upset. very upset.Me? I had written "Be Happy" on each of one of a wholle post-it notebook, and was sticking them around the room. Then, I went around trying to make people feel better. We were being so nice that the teacher canceled a period just so we could cheer eachother up! during T.G.I.F I made a sign:
new Rules:
No:
crying, saying everybody hates you, or red eyes.
You MUST:
smile, laugh, and have fun.
nowadays, no one (except ocasonally [name withheld, the kid who got elected]) talks about student concoul representitive.) [the following is crossed out:]
this writer thinks that just because not everyone wante you to have a certin job, dse not mean that everyone hates you.

1 comment:

Mountain Spirit said...

LOL sam this sounds like an adorable 3rd grade version of who u r now. for the most part. :D