o dear, jeannie was rite

i have not been outside in centuries. i am a vampire. i have forgotten how to feel. i am stuck in a bowl of nothingness. i am numb. or perhaps i am only numb compared to the over-the-top emotions i usually have. maybe this is how people are supposed to feel. if so, life is really boring. here is a picture i really like. its from my favorite comic series.

in case you can't see, he's saying "hell is for children."